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THE ALTOONA COLLECTION
Shirts from the Altoona, Pennsylvania pizza story.

I Like It Altoona Style
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My Pizza Is Better Than Yours (Altoona)
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I'm Here for the Squares
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Sorry, I'm Taken (Altoona)
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Raised on Squares
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Squares All Day
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Don't Trust a Round Pizza (Altoona)
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Pizza Snob, Altoona Chapter
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Anatomy of an Altoona Square
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Altoona Square Pan Supply Co.
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Areas Where Pizza Comes With Yellow Cheese
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One of Us Is Right (Mozzarella)
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Pizza Criminal
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Alleged Pizza Crime
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I Had Seconds
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It's All Under the Cheese
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Yellow Cheese. No Apologies.
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Sweet, Salty, Strong
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Ingredients: Salami. Pepper. Opinions.
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Error: Mozzarella Not Found
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Sicilian Dough. Yellow Cheese. No Shame.
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Three Squares a Day
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Homesick for Yellow Cheese
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Yellow Cheese Club
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Burger: Have You Seen My Cheese
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About The Altoona Collection
Altoona, Pennsylvania, has its own pizza: a thick Sicilian-style square with sweet sauce, deli salami and a ring of green pepper, all under a blanket of yellow American cheese. Menus call it Altoona Sicilian, and locals just call it squares. In 2020 the internet called it a crime against pizza, and plenty of Altoona called it Friday night. These shirts take the squares, the yellow cheese and the argument and turn them into jokes and bragging rights, for anyone from central Pennsylvania, anyone who misses it, or anyone who likes a pizza that does things its own way.